Wood Stain
Wood Stain
Ok this is just a thing i started hating so i was staining my friends barn and im wearing my glasses and i look up and BAM wood stain magically warps through my glasses into both my eyes well im on a ladder so being like the cat i am i fall off onto my back yelling cause it hurt sooo bad so eyes tearing up like a fountain and my cursing and shaking i find my water open it and splash water on my eyes and not even 5 minutes later it happens again i now hate the stuff with a passion its evil!
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Shocking Sheep
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Re: Wood Stain
Oh flam, the way you describe things never fails to amuse 
Re: Wood Stain
well normally it would make sense that a little stain would land in your eyes without glasses but since i have them i was dumbfounded
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unicow2945
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Re: Wood Stain
I thought it was more of an observation/ light hearted joke then an insult :S. Maybe i'm just missing something.
A-Walrurus by any other name...
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Me? I didn't mean any malice.Im_Soul wrote:Don't be a jerk. That sort of thing right there will get you banned.
KAKATTE KOI
Re: Wood Stain
and the award for being flam goes to flam
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TheRedDuncan
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Re: Wood Stain
*Round of applause*flam wrote:and the award for being flam goes to flam
"A thank you gentlemen, ladies. Today we come here to thank a the best flam here we could possibly have. Meet.. Mr.Flam!"
"Look at the sky, is there a heaven out there? What do you see? Is it a road to nowhere? I see a mountain, high, that reaches to the sky forever."
It begins with a ring-leader; in this case Bob "Flaming Carrot" Burden. "We'll make history, lads" he enthues "The first up-tempo, now, 1980's, happening kind of comic book artists to ever draw on a girl's legs in a strange hotel room".
It begins with a ring-leader; in this case Bob "Flaming Carrot" Burden. "We'll make history, lads" he enthues "The first up-tempo, now, 1980's, happening kind of comic book artists to ever draw on a girl's legs in a strange hotel room".