iPhone: Upgrading or degrading

first iPhone: I was awed cuz like OMG U CAN TOOUCHH ITT??
second iPhone: Squarer
third iPhone: Slimmer
fourth iPhone: Siri
Fifth: slimmer
100th iPhone: So thin it doesn't exist.

Alright… Here it goes.

I'm scared of giant dress-up characters.

Those people who dress up as like, say, The Little mermaid or Mickey Mouse?
THEY ARE SCARY! WHO'S UNDERNEATH THE MASK? I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A GIRL OR A BOY AND THEY GIVE YOU FREAKING HUGS.

why?

When that one company takes over the best game franchise ever
and makes it the worst

I have a personal problem because my friends pirate and expect to get good benefits from it. For example: Well this is stupid I can't even play good cause its pirated wow what a ripoff

And they didn't even PAY FOR IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

When people want to get Minecraft, the first thing they usually search is: "How to get Minecraft for free".

Just buy Minecraft.

Dat moment when Virtual Villagers is like

"I'm sorry one of your villagers is dead"

But there's actually like six villagers dead

And you're like

"YOU LIED TO ME."

^
Nightfever anyone?

What would the IP be?

Yeah, that'd be AWESOME!
Well, it'd be even cooler if it was no swearing but IDC much about it.

Watch closely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnydFmqHuVo