Dastardly unicorns
Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 6:06 pm
When running for public office against a unicorn. They posses powerful, will bending black magic, designed to gain the affection of the ignorant masses. I only won because the unicorn never showed up to accept his victory.
Moral of the story: NEVER RUN AGAINST A UNICORN!
Moral of the story: NEVER RUN AGAINST A UNICORN!