The story of the sewer maxaroni
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:35 pm
It was Sunday, June 21st, 1963. Maxaroni was in Terrorist Town, the site of many recent jihad bombings. It was quiet, oh so very quiet (not really). Maxaroni was climbing up on a small building to exchange guns, when an evil criminal blew someone's head open next to a sewer opening. He jumped in the sewer, and Maxaroni bravely followed in pursuit of the criminal. After hours of wading through the canals, Maxaroni finaly found the criminal. Maxaroni preceded to pop a few shots at him with his gun. Alas, Maxaroni had gotten badly injured by the criminal. Maxaroni was sprinting as fast as he can to get away from the criminal. The criminal got a clear line of sight on Maxaroni and started gunning him down. Maxaroni desperately screamed "Help!" and that was the last time anyone has EVER. EVER. EVER. seen him again. However, it is rumoured that Maxaroni is still in the sewer, waiting for his next victim.