M.P.
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:03 am
It has destroyed friendships, torn apart families, killed weaker men then myself. It has been the source of sorrow, fear, and terror all over the world. It has caused violence, destruction, and has even caused wars. It has changed our borders, and has even caused brother to battle brother, and to bring unfathomable hate out from the depths of our souls.
I am naturally talking about...
MARIO PARTY.
Oh, this game may seem cute, harmless even. BUT DO NOT BE FOOLED. It is a dangerous piece of criminal torture, where you can only hope that random chance will not cause you to lose all your coins because of a luck based mini-game, or that you lost, not because you lacked skill, but because the other guy got chance time on the last turn and got all your stars HOWISTHATEVENPOSSIBLEYOUSTU- Or that every other turn everyone but you would get a magic lamp. As I said, it has caused a lot of hate and shouting.
You can only hope that this never happens to you.
So I played Mario Party 3 last night. My luck is so bad. I also had an acid reflex during dinner, yay!
I am naturally talking about...
MARIO PARTY.
Oh, this game may seem cute, harmless even. BUT DO NOT BE FOOLED. It is a dangerous piece of criminal torture, where you can only hope that random chance will not cause you to lose all your coins because of a luck based mini-game, or that you lost, not because you lacked skill, but because the other guy got chance time on the last turn and got all your stars HOWISTHATEVENPOSSIBLEYOUSTU- Or that every other turn everyone but you would get a magic lamp. As I said, it has caused a lot of hate and shouting.
You can only hope that this never happens to you.
So I played Mario Party 3 last night. My luck is so bad. I also had an acid reflex during dinner, yay!