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Wood Stain
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:45 pm
by flam
Ok this is just a thing i started hating so i was staining my friends barn and im wearing my glasses and i look up and BAM wood stain magically warps through my glasses into both my eyes well im on a ladder so being like the cat i am i fall off onto my back yelling cause it hurt sooo bad so eyes tearing up like a fountain and my cursing and shaking i find my water open it and splash water on my eyes and not even 5 minutes later it happens again i now hate the stuff with a passion its evil!
Re: Wood Stain
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:53 pm
by Shocking Sheep
Oh flam, the way you describe things never fails to amuse

Re: Wood Stain
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:43 am
by sniper101
I like how he explains that he has glasses lol
Re: Wood Stain
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:43 am
by flam
well normally it would make sense that a little stain would land in your eyes without glasses but since i have them i was dumbfounded
Re: Wood Stain
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:54 pm
by HomeBrew
And the award for longest sentence goes to...
Re: Wood Stain
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:58 pm
by Soul
Don't be a jerk. That sort of thing right there will get you banned.
Re: Wood Stain
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:21 pm
by unicow2945
I thought it was more of an observation/ light hearted joke then an insult :S. Maybe i'm just missing something.
Re: Wood Stain
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:23 pm
by HomeBrew
Im_Soul wrote:Don't be a jerk. That sort of thing right there will get you banned.
Me? I didn't mean any malice.
Re: Wood Stain
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:51 pm
by flam
and the award for being flam goes to flam
Re: Wood Stain
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:59 pm
by TheRedDuncan
flam wrote:and the award for being flam goes to flam
*Round of applause*
"A thank you gentlemen, ladies. Today we come here to thank a the best flam here we could possibly have. Meet.. Mr.Flam!"